THAT’S RIGHT MOTHERFUCKER. HOLY FLYING JESUS BALLS, YOU KNOW YOU WANT SOME.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ukulele
GOT-DAMN THAT’S ONE SEXY ASS MIDGET GUITAR.
Do you hear what I hear? ONLY IF IT’S THE MOST BADASS FUCKING SOUND IN THE WORLD, BITCHTITS. THAT’S A FUCKING UKULELE YOU HEAR, YOU GOT THAT??? LET THE WOOOOOOORLD SING ALL TOGETHER NOW - “OHHHHHH UKULELEEEEEEEE. YOU SO FINEEEEEEEEEEE. YOU BLOW MAH MIIIIIIIIIND.” LET THE CHORUS REACH THE MOTHERFUCKING STARS, SO THE STARS CAN BE ALL “HOLY ENCAPSULATING FUCK OF THE AGES, I WANT A UKULELE RIGHT THE FUCK NOW.”
— Joe.
December 10, 2009, 7:37pm












